How to Please Your Wife in Under 6 Minutes

Ok, the title of this post is misleading and frankly, not too impressive. However, culinarily speaking the title is quite appropriate.       Please……read on.

Today was just one of those days. Heck, it’s been one of those weeks so it was either beer or chocolate, and chocolate won the coin toss especially because the main recipient of this drug, I mean treat, was my wife. My beautiful wife. :)

On the way home from work tonight I thought that it would be a nice sedative, I mean treat to get my lovely wife a nice dessert to shut her……I mean…… so she can enjoy for dessert.

I wasn’t going to make brownies, I wasn’t going to bake a cake and I wasn’t going to get some generic cake that from a diner that tasted like the refrigerated air that is was being entombed in, then all of a sudden Chili’s kick ass deserts came to mind.

So I called Chili’s and ordered a Peanut Butter Chocolate Molten Cake.

It was very easy, it was on the way home from work and was a great decision as it got me some brownie points….or chocolate points.

So guys, I’m sure you know this, but if you don’t pay attention. Chocolate is a natural sedative. It’s a calming agent and can help with stress-related biochemical imbalances. Now don’t get pissy because I said imbalance. Geeze.

There was a clinical study of  this called the “chocolate cure” for emotional stress that was published online at the America Chemical Society’s Journal of Proteome Research.

All in all, It was  found that by eating about an ounce and a half of dark chocolate a day for a couple of  weeks reduced  stress level hormones in people feeling very stressed.

It’s like beer is to us guys, so use it to your advantage but always keep  this knowledge in your back pocket because you can even use as you would garlic to a vampire.

Step 1. Pick up the cake from Chili’s

Step 2. Heat up the Sauce

The sauce comes in a little container. Pull off the lid, nuke it for 6 seconds and pour it on the plate.

Step 3. Place the cake on the plate

Gently place this giant antidote of hormonal relief on a platter, on top of the sauce.

Step 4. Complete the cake

Add ice cream on top and pour the other little sauce on top of that, just in case you needed a little extra fire power.



This cake is delicious. It took 2 minutes to prepare and 3 minutes to enjoy and eat.

See, you can please your wife in under 6 minutes and not get in trouble.

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and this one……


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