Archive for the ‘These Places Suck!’ Category

Tequila Jacks Port Jefferson NY

When in Port Jeff just listen for the Island sounds of calypso music behind Starbucks and you will find what used to be the Elk Street Grille. If you are looking to come in and relax with ice cold drinks, cold oysters in a nice relaxed air conditioned atmosphere..skip this place! From 1850, carriages were built at this [...]

The Trifecta of Pizza that Sucks: Fratellis in Stony Brook, Fatso’s Pizza and Mama’s Pizza in Centereach.

The quest for pizza on Long Island is as dreary and depressing as the weather has been lately. Within the last 2 days I went to 3 pizzerias and here are the results. Fatso’s “Gourmet” Pizza in Centereach, NY. Typical strip mall pizzeria in a town full of nail salons, car part stores, tattoo parlors [...]

More Pizza Experimenting at Colosseo’s in Port Jefferson Station.

Well, the pizza quest still goes on. Will I find the great Long Island pizzeria? It’s harder than trying to find Waldo, or even a needle in a haystack, or an honest politician or well you get the idea. After a 6 month hiatus I decided to go back to Colosseo Pizzeria in Port Jefferson [...]